Another Poem Lost & Found
Solitude is tonight’s shopping surprise.
For three hours only, you can get Solitude
in five easy pays.
You cannot get this anywhere else.
We have all sizes available, and it comes
in seven gorgeous colors, including teal,
which is going very fast.
Look at the craftsmanship, the detail
—Solitude will last a lifetime.
You can pass it on to your children,
and your children’s children.
Order now and get it by the holidays.
Order two—Solitude makes a great gift.
Think about it: you could be enjoying
Solitude right now, in your own home.
At this unbeatable price,
it’s going really fast. Yes, we have a caller
from Virginia! Have you ever ordered
Solitude before? You ordered two?
One for yourself and one for your Mom?
Enjoy your Solitude!
With Solitude, who needs anything else?
Once you try it, you will want
nothing less. You can sleep with it,
you can take it anywhere—it’s portable
and lightweight. And everyone out there,
remember this offer happens
just once. Why? Because Solitude
stays with you forever. Once you have it,
that’s it, you’re done. The night goes by
so quickly. Wait—do I hear…? Okay,
we have come to the end.
Solitude is all sold out.